Jen
Roy, Moss, look!! I made an IT Department web forum!!
Roy
Oh right, like we're supposed to believe that Jen.
Jen
Roy it's true. Richmond helped me learn on the weekends. Though I had to listen about that unbearable noise he calls music.
Richmond
Cradle of Filth's Coffin Fodder really soothes the soul when learning to create a web forum.
Moss
At least she didn't use HTML tables.
Jen
Aww thanks Moss. Go on more about how you like it.
Denholm
Team: Jen's new computer thing is fantastic. I want the rest of Reynholm Industries using it at once!
Denholm
Jen. I hear other employees can't log in to this computer screen. Where are the logs kept? What kind are they, birch?
Jen
Moss, I need a list of employee's user names and passwords.
moss
Jen, sending you that list would would go against our cybersecurity policy.
Denholm
Jen. I emailed you a secret file containing a list of all our employee's usernames and passwords as well as favorite animal. Get them using this site.
Jen
Roy, can you help me create the accounts? I saved the file to C:\accounts.txt on the server.
Roy
Fine. Swing by my desk later. I'm not happy about this, not one bit.
Moss
Jen, that server seems awfully old. You might want to think about applying the latest security patches.
Denholm
Moss. This doesn't feel like a quilt and besides I don't like patches. It holds water as it is.
Jen
Thanks Roy! All employees should now be able to access the web forum!